Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The people you call when you need help but also want to laugh at your own mess.

I called the squad because my dog ate my homework and my mom is mad.

They showed up and laughed so hard they cried.

Now I have to write a report about my dog and my mom's face.

2

Your friends who are there for you even when you're being a total disaster.

My squad showed up when I failed my math test and my crush ignored me.

They didn’t judge me. They just threw pizza at me.

Now I can eat pizza and fail math. Win win.

3

The group of people who will back you up when you’re being a complete idiot.

I told my squad I was going to fight my brother for stealing my lunch.

They all showed up with snacks and a plan.

We ended up eating the lunch and laughing at my brother.

4

The people who make your dumb ideas sound like genius.

I told my squad I was going to dye my hair neon green.

They said it was the best idea ever.

Now I look like a disco ball and I love it.

5

Your friends who will laugh at you but still help you when you're in trouble.

My squad laughed when I told them I got a C on my science test.

But they still helped me cheat on the next one.

Now I have a B and they have a life sentence of being my friends.

6

The group of people who are your backup plan for everything.

I called my squad when I forgot my speech for the school play.

They showed up with notes and a karaoke machine.

I ended up singing my speech and everyone laughed.