daeful

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so full of sexual energy you could light a match with your boner
My cousin saw a goat and immediately went daeful. He tried to flirt with it.
I walked into the room and my friend was daeful. He didn't even notice me.
The teacher started talking about mitosis and my crush went daeful. I almost laughed out loud.
2
when your brain turns to mush and your pants feel like they're on fire
I saw my neighbor’s dog and went daeful. My pants were on fire, I swear.
At lunch, my friend saw a burger and went daeful. He started drooling.
I walked by the gym and went daeful. I could’ve run a marathon.
3
so horny you’d rather fight a bear than sit through a math test
My brother saw a cat and went daeful. He fought a bear just to get out of math.
I was daeful during class. I almost jumped out of my chair.
My crush walked by and I went daeful. I’d rather fight a bear than sit through math.
4
when your whole body is screaming for a kiss and you’re too lazy to move
I saw my crush and went daeful. I didn’t even blink.
I was daeful in the middle of the street. I didn’t even notice the car.
My friend saw a pizza and went daeful. He didn’t even move.
5
so hot you could melt ice cream and still be cool about it
I saw my crush and went daeful. I melted an ice cream cone and didn’t even care.
I was daeful during lunch. I melted my ice cream and got a detention.
My friend went daeful and melted an entire ice cream truck.
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