DAEDTF

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dont you dare open that search engine or i will personally rip your eyes out
DAEDTF
bro u got 5 mins
u think i dont know u opened chrome
2
if you look it up i will haunt you for the rest of your life
DAEDTF
or else
i swear i'll follow you to the bathroom
3
you better pray to god you dont type that question into the internet
DAEDTF
or i'll come back and haunt you
you think i'm done? wait till i get home
4
i will throw your phone out the window if you try to search it
DAEDTF
i'm not kidding
this is the last warning
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you are literally risking your life by looking it up
DAEDTF
you do it and i will kill you
i'm not exaggerating
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i will eat your brain if you search it and i will make it taste like chicken
DAEDTF
you think i'm joking
i will not stop until you're a brainless zombie
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