Daedalus Attack

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#epic punch #missile madness #face explosion

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When you hit your enemy so hard with your fist that it feels like a plane crash. Then you open your fist and shoot missiles into their face like they owe you money.

I hit my brother so hard he thought his face was on fire. Then I launched missiles into his mouth like he was a kid who didn't finish his homework.

My friend punched the guy in the face so hard, the guy's nose flew off. Then he launched missiles into his eye like it was a trash can.

I hit my enemy so hard, his teeth flew out. Then I shot missiles into his mouth like he was a pizza delivery guy who didn't tip me.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

When you stick your fist up someone’s butt and then dump a bag of hot peppers inside them like they’re a trash can and you’re a madman.

I stuck my fist up my cousin’s butt and threw a bag of peppers in there. She screamed like she was being murdered by a bunch of ants.

My friend shoved his fist up a girl’s butt and poured hot peppers in there like he was trying to get her to cry.

I put my fist up my enemy’s butt and threw a bunch of cayenne pepper in there. He screamed like he was on fire and it was a Monday.

by Slangipedia 17d ago