Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the sound a baby makes when they’re too dumb to cry properly

My nephew just said daedaedada and I lost my mind

My kid said daedaedada and I threw a couch pillow

Daedaedada? That’s not a word. That’s a crime.

2

what babies say when they’re too lazy to make real noises

My dog heard daedaedada and started barking at me

Daedaedada? That’s not a sound. That’s a disgrace.

My sister said daedaedada and I had to leave the room.

3

the only thing babies know how to say before they learn to poop

My baby brother said daedaedada and I had to poop in the hallway

Daedaedada? That’s not a word. That’s a baby’s last hope.

I heard daedaedada and I knew it was my cousin.

4

what babies say when they’re too dumb to be alive

My baby said daedaedada and I had to die inside

Daedaedada? That’s not a sound. That’s a death sentence.

I heard daedaedada and I knew I was doomed.

5

the sound a baby makes when they’re too stupid to exist

My kid said daedaedada and I had to scream at the sky

Daedaedada? That’s not a word. That’s a curse.

I heard daedaedada and I had to leave the planet.

6

the only thing a baby can say before they learn to be annoying

My baby said daedaedada and I had to silence my phone

Daedaedada? That’s not a word. That’s the beginning of my torture.

I heard daedaedada and I knew my life was over.