daedae2drippy

He came in the club and every girl turned around like he was the main event.

My cousin’s daedae2drippy and he still got his high school sweetheart.

He walked in with a cup of coffee and a smirk, and the whole bar was gone.

My daedae2drippy cousin just texted me and my ex called me 5 times in 10 minutes.

He was at the gym and my mom was like, 'That’s my son's friend, and he’s better looking.'

He showed up to my birthday with a cake and a side of flex.

He walked into the church and the priest started praying for his soul.

My daedae2drippy uncle got a girl pregnant during the Easter parade.

He looked at me like I was the last piece of pizza and I almost fainted.

He walked by the zoo and the lion was like, 'Bro, I’m going to eat you later.'

He showed up to the bar and the wolf on the menu was like, 'I’m not eating this.'

He was in the park and the pigeons started fighting over his reflection.

My daedae2drippy brother got 500 likes on a selfie and my phone got 30.

He texted me and my phone was like, 'Why does he get all the attention?'

He was in the group chat and my phone was like, 'I’m going to block him.'

He walked by and the moon was like, 'He’s better looking than me.'

The sun was like, 'I can’t shine as bright as him.'

He looked up and the stars were like, 'We’re gonna be outshined.'