Daeda

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A girl who’s so smart it hurts and looks good while doing it. You think you’ve known her your whole life, but really you just got hit by a brain explosion.
I saw Daeda in class and now I can’t stop thinking about her. She’s like a genius in a pretty dress.
He tried to impress Daeda, but she just smiled and solved a math problem in her head.
Daeda walked into the room and the whole school stopped. Like, literally. It was that bad.
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When you’re stuck in a bad situation and the only way out is to cum like a waterfall and run like a scared rabbit.
Got caught in a fire alarm? Just cum in the hallway and sprint out like a madman.
Trapped in a meeting? Cum like a champ and sneak out before anyone notices.
Your mom walked in on you? Cum like it’s the final boss and run like a thief.
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A word that makes you want to punch the sky. It’s not just a race, it’s a curse.
I called him a nigger and he didn’t even flinch. He just walked away like I was the one who got cursed.
She said nigger so hard it echoed through the whole school.
He called me a nigger in front of my friends. I’m still mad.
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When you wake up, brush your teeth, eat cereal, and then go to school like it’s your favorite game. You’re so good at it you don’t even notice you’re being awesome.
I wake up, brush my teeth, eat cereal, and go to school. It’s like my daily power-up.
He’s got that routine down so well, he doesn’t even need to think about it.
She’s got a routine so good, it’s like she’s got a magic spell.
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