Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The most perfect girl ever. She’s hot, funny, and her job is to make everyone else look like failures. You’d die to meet her.

Daecha is the only person who can make me laugh while I’m crying.

I’d trade my soul for a date with Daecha.

She walked in, and suddenly everyone else was invisible.

2

The girl who’s so good-looking and funny, you’d punch your mom for a chance to talk to her.

Daecha came in, and I forgot how to breathe.

I’d kill for a text from Daecha.

She smiled, and my heart exploded.

3

The most amazing girl who makes people forget their own names. She’s like a god, but with better jokes.

Daecha walked by, and I forgot my own name.

She told a joke, and I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

I’d trade my firstborn for a second date with Daecha.

4

The girl who’s so perfect, she makes everyone else look like they were born in a dumpster.

Daecha entered the room, and I felt like a sad, used sock.

I’d do anything to be as cool as Daecha.

She texted me, and I got a boner and a headache.

5

The most incredible girl who’s so funny, she could make a priest laugh and a dog cry.

Daecha told a joke, and I laughed so hard I cried.

She walked in, and I forgot my own name.

I’d trade my soul for a date with Daecha.

6

The girl who’s so hot and funny, you’d murder your best friend for a chance to hang out with her.

Daecha showed up, and my best friend became my enemy.

She texted me, and I got a boner and a headache.

I’d kill for a second date with Daecha.