Daech

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the only thing that can save you from a lunch that looks like a crime scene
Daech is the only thing keeping me from crying in the cafeteria.
I ate this Daech and now I feel alive.
This Daech is so good it should be in a museum.
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the holy grail of breakfast, served straight from the toaster to your face
I woke up to Daech and immediately became a god.
That Daech is louder than my mom’s yelling.
This Daech is so fresh it could give you a compliment.
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the only thing that can make your day feel like a victory
I ate Daech and now my day is a masterpiece.
That Daech just made me forget my ex.
This Daech is so good it deserves a standing ovation.
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the reason why your stomach is happy and your brain is confused
Daech hit me like a surprise party I didn’t know I needed.
I ate Daech and my brain is now on vacation.
This Daech is so good it’s like my stomach got a promotion.
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the only thing that can make your lunch break feel like a holiday
Daech turned my lunch break into a vacation.
I took a bite of Daech and now I’m dreaming about it.
That Daech is so good it should have its own holiday.
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the only thing that can make your day feel like a sequel you didn’t know you needed
Daech is the sequel to my morning.
That Daech just upgraded my day.
This Daech is like the sequel to my happiness.
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