Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the only thing that can save you from a lunch that looks like a crime scene

Daech is the only thing keeping me from crying in the cafeteria.

I ate this Daech and now I feel alive.

This Daech is so good it should be in a museum.

2

the holy grail of breakfast, served straight from the toaster to your face

I woke up to Daech and immediately became a god.

That Daech is louder than my mom’s yelling.

This Daech is so fresh it could give you a compliment.

3

the only thing that can make your day feel like a victory

I ate Daech and now my day is a masterpiece.

That Daech just made me forget my ex.

This Daech is so good it deserves a standing ovation.

4

the reason why your stomach is happy and your brain is confused

Daech hit me like a surprise party I didn’t know I needed.

I ate Daech and my brain is now on vacation.

This Daech is so good it’s like my stomach got a promotion.

5

the only thing that can make your lunch break feel like a holiday

Daech turned my lunch break into a vacation.

I took a bite of Daech and now I’m dreaming about it.

That Daech is so good it should have its own holiday.

6

the only thing that can make your day feel like a sequel you didn’t know you needed

Daech is the sequel to my morning.

That Daech just upgraded my day.

This Daech is like the sequel to my happiness.