Daearne

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Daearne has a face that could make a saint sin and eyes that look like stolen emeralds. He’s got lips so soft you’d kiss him in public and hair so thick you’d pull it out just to get him to shut up. He’s a lazy ass, but you’d still fuck him because he’s hot.

I saw Daearne and my heart skipped a beat. Then I saw his face and I wanted to slap him.

Daearne walks in and the whole room goes silent. Then he yawns and everyone dies.

I tried to ignore Daearne, but his hair was too pretty. I had to rip it out.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Daearne is the kind of guy who makes you want to eat him like he’s a piece of cake. He’s got a face that could make a nun lose her vow and eyes that could make a dragon blush. But if he’s being annoying, you’ll want to punch him and then fuck him.

I saw Daearne and I instantly wanted to marry him. Then he talked and I wanted to murder him.

Daearne walked in and I forgot my name. Then he said something stupid and I remembered it.

Daearne is so cute, I would follow him to hell. But if he talks too much, I’ll follow him back.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Daearne’s face is so pretty it should be illegal. His eyes are green like money and his lips are soft enough to make you want to kiss him. He’s got thick hair that’s so pretty you’d want to rip it out if he’s being a pain. He’s a lazy ass, but you’d still want to fuck him.

Daearne walks in and I instantly want to kiss him. Then he yawns and I want to punch him.

I tried to ignore Daearne, but his eyes were too pretty. I had to look at him.

Daearne is so sexy, I would follow him to the moon. But if he’s being a pain, I’ll follow him back.

by Slangipedia 14d ago