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A girl who’s nice and soft but gets wild when she’s with her boyfriend. She’s the type you’d bring on a second date but only if you don’t want your parents to throw up.
I tried to bring her to my mom’s house. My mom asked if she was my sister. I said no. She said she was my girlfriend. My mom threw up.
She told me she was going to be wild with her man. I said I was fine with that. I wasn’t. I got a headache.
At the second date, she started singing karaoke. Her man joined in. I left.
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A girl who’s easygoing but turns into a monster when she’s with her boyfriend. You’d bring her on a second date if you didn’t want to get yelled at by your parents.
I told my dad I was dating a girl. He asked if she was wild. I said yes. He said I was doomed.
She screamed at her man in the restaurant. I got free dessert. My dad got a heart attack.
At the second date, she said she wanted to dance. We danced. We screamed. We fought.
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A soft girl who gets wild when she’s with her guy. She’s the kind of girl you’d bring to a second date if you didn’t want your parents to hate you.
She said she wanted to have fun with her man. I said okay. I got a headache and a broken window.
My mom asked if she was my girlfriend. I said yes. She said she was wild. My mom ran away.
At the second date, she tried to kiss her man. I tried to leave. I couldn’t. I got a wedgie.
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