Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Dae Fuq is when something so stupid happens that you want to punch the universe

My dog tried to eat my laptop and now my homework is gone

I accidentally texted my mom my crush's phone number

My teacher called me 'sweetheart' for the 10th time today

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Dae Fuq is when life decides to throw you a party you didn’t ask for and it’s just bad

I got stuck in the elevator with my crush and his mom

My dog pooped on my math test

I wore my pajamas to school and my teacher didn’t care

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Dae Fuq is when the world stops making sense and your brain says no more

I tried to explain my crush to my best friend and now we’re all confused

My dog stole my lunch and now I’m hungry and mad

My teacher made us do a group project with the worst people ever

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Dae Fuq is when everything goes wrong at once and you just want to scream

I spilled my juice on my shirt and my dog ate my sandwich

My crush asked me to the dance and then my best friend asked me too

I forgot my homework and my teacher gave me a pop quiz

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Dae Fuq is when you’re already having a bad day and then something else goes wrong

My phone died and I had no way to text my crush

My dog ruined my art project and I got in trouble

My teacher took my lunch and I had to eat pizza for lunch