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The worst place you can be in a relationship. It's worse than the friendzone. It's worse than being stuck with your brother. Once you're in the dadzone, you're doomed. No escape. No hope. Just pure misery.
My ex said I was like a dad to her. I’m not even a dad. I’m a disappointment.
He acts like my dad. But he’s not my dad. He’s just a guy who thinks he's cool.
She said I was her dad. I’m 22. I have no kids. I’m a failure.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When a girl treats you like a dad because you're too nice and you always back her up. It's like being stuck with a mom and a dad. No chance to be cool. Just endless support and protection.
She told me I was her dad. I didn’t even know I had a daughter.
He’s been like a dad to me since day one. I don’t want a dad. I want a boyfriend.
My crush thinks I'm her dad. I don’t even like her. I just like snacks.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When your dad doesn’t even like you. It’s like being the forgotten kid. The one who never gets attention. The one who just stands there while the cool sibling gets all the love.
My dad likes my sister. He doesn’t even look at me. I’m invisible.
He saw my sister first. I was just background noise.
My dad’s been ignoring me for weeks. I’m like a ghost.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When a single mom friendzones you, but not just as a friend. She wants you to be the dad to her kids. You’re not a dad. You’re just a guy who got stuck in a relationship with a mom.
My crush is a single mom. She wants me to be the dad. I don’t even have a kid.
She said I was like a dad to her kids. I’m not even a parent.
Her mom friendzoned me. I’m not a dad. I’m a problem.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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