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A dad who smells like old socks and thinks he's cool.
Dadzo just walked in with a sandwich in his hand and no shirt on.
Dadzo tried to rap and it sounded like a dog chewing a shoe.
Dadzo called me 'son' but he's 50 and I'm 14.
Dadzo
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A dad who talks too much and never listens.
Dadzo started telling me about his 1992 Honda and I was still hungry.
Dadzo interrupted my video game to tell me about his day at work.
Dadzo said 'you're not listening' but he was talking over me the whole time.
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A dad who wears the same clothes every day and thinks it's a fashion statement.
Dadzo wore the same gray shirt to work all week and nobody cared.
Dadzo said his 'style' was 'classic' but it looked like he lived in a gym bag.
Dadzo wore his pants inside out and called it 'fashion week'.
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A dad who thinks he's the best at everything and nobody agrees.
Dadzo said he could beat me at chess and lost in 3 moves.
Dadzo claimed he could bench press 200 pounds and barely moved 50.
Dadzo said he was the best at everything and then forgot his own name.
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A dad who yells at the TV and thinks the whole world is watching.
Dadzo yelled at the TV like it owed him money.
Dadzo screamed at the football game and woke up the neighbors.
Dadzo cursed at the remote and it didn't even work.
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A dad who thinks he's the only one who knows how to fix things.
Dadzo tried to fix my phone and made it worse.
Dadzo said he could fix the sink and now the water is coming out of the ceiling.
Dadzo tried to fix my bike and now it has 5 extra screws.