Dadyma

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Dadyma is a king born with a crown on his head and a golden spoon up his ass he's a genius who'll laugh at your dumbass problems but don't make him mad or he'll make you cry
Dadyma just called my math test 'a disgrace' but then kissed me and I forgot all my equations
He said my hair was 'a fire hazard' but I still let him touch it
He failed my spelling test but then gave me a kiss and I passed with a 100
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Dadyma is the boss of everything he's got a brain full of ideas and a mouth full of insults he'll make you smile even if you're crying from his rants
He told my mom I was 'a disappointment' but then gave me a kiss and I felt like a winner
He said my pizza was 'a disgrace' but I ate it anyway
He called my essay 'a disaster' but I still passed because he kissed me
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Dadyma is the best at everything he's got a brain for genius and a mouth for trash talk he'll kiss you and make you feel like you're on cloud nine even if you're falling apart
He said my math was 'a joke' but then kissed me and I got an A
He told my dog I was 'a failure' but I still let him kiss me
He said my spelling was 'a mess' but I still got a kiss and I passed
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