Dady Pige

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A person who looks like a blob of melted cheese on a lazy Sunday because of bad video calls

My mom’s face on Zoom looked like she’d been hit by a donut truck.

My boss on Teams looked like he’d been sleeping in a soup bowl.

My cousin on FaceTime looked like a deflated balloon.

Somebody who looks like they’ve been dragged through a mud pit and left in the sun for too long during video chats

My uncle on Zoom looked like he’d been dipped in glue and left outside.

My friend on Teams looked like a raccoon who’d lost a bet.

My brother on FaceTime looked like a cooked potato that had a bad day.

A human who looks like they’ve been eaten by a toaster and then left in the sun for three hours on video calls

My aunt on Zoom looked like she’d been baked in a microwave and forgotten.

My teacher on Teams looked like a pizza that had a bad argument.

My dad on FaceTime looked like a melted candle that got yelled at.