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That new song? I heard it and my brain exploded. Like, literally.

My cousin’s burger was so good I cried. And I don’t cry. I throw things.

That movie was so good I walked out and then walked back in just to watch it again.

That concert was so awesome I almost punched the moon. Just kidding. I punched my friend.

This pizza was so good I tried to eat the whole box. I failed. But it was worth it.

That joke was so funny I laughed so hard I got a stomach ache.

That outfit was like a rainbow made of glitter and swear words. I was jealous.

Her voice was so good it felt like glitter was falling out of her mouth.

That cake looked like a rainbow made of glitter and swear words. I ate it. I regret it.

That game was so good my enemies cried and my friends threw confetti. I just sat there and smiled.

His speech was so good it made my enemies cry and my friends threw confetti. I took a nap.

That dessert was so good my enemies cried and my friends threw confetti. I ate it all.

That dance move was so cool my mom was proud and my dog was jealous. He tried to dance too.

Her grades were so good my mom was proud and my dog was jealous. He tried to do homework.

That speech was so cool my mom was proud and my dog was jealous. He barked at the microphone.