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Dad: 'I'm telling you, the dog ran away because of the cheese.' Me: 'Dad, the dog's been dead since 2017.'

At the grocery store, Dad yells at the cashier for not giving him extra ketchup.

Dad tries to explain how the internet works using a toaster and a banana.

Dad at the gym: 'I lift more than you, kid!' Kid: 'You lifted a bag of groceries.'

Dad tries to rap at the family dinner and misses every beat.

Dad wears a hat inside the house and calls it 'fashion.'

Dad: 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!' Me: 'That's the best one you've got? I've heard better from a toddler.'

Dad tells the same joke at every family gathering like it's brand new.

Dad thinks a pun is a type of dessert and uses it in every conversation.