Dadward

My mom thinks Dadward is the best thing since sliced bread. She doesn’t know what sliced bread is.

I saw Edward at the mall with Renesmee. He was wearing a shirt that said 'I survived middle school.'

Dadward is like a bad pizza. It’s still edible, but you’ll probably cry about it later.

Dadward is when Edward tries to do a vampire wave but forgets to take his pill.

My brother says Dadward is like a bad dating app. You swipe right, but it’s just your dad’s old profile.

Dadward is the reason Renesmee is now a fan of middle school and old man energy.

Dadward is when Edward shows up to the school play in a dad shirt and forgot his lines.

My teacher said Dadward is like a failed superhero movie. It’s just a dad with a bad haircut.

Dadward is when Edward tries to do a vampire dance but it’s just a dad trying to be cool again.