dadvorce

My dad tried to take my pizza money again. I’m filing for dadvorce.

He said I was too young to get a tattoo. I said he was too old to be my dad. That was the end of our marriage.

I’m getting a dadvorce. He keeps trying to tell me how to live my life. I don’t need that garbage.

He called me a failure. I called him a failure. We both filed for dadvorce.

My dad said I was moving out. I said I was moving out for good. Dadvorce initiated.

I’m not your dad anymore. You’re not my dad. We’re both free.

He tried to tell me what to do. I said, 'You’re not my dad anymore.' Then I left.

I told him he wasn’t my dad. He said I wasn’t his kid. We both lost.

He yelled at me. I yelled back. I told him I was getting a dadvorce. He said he was getting a kidvorce.

He said I was lazy. I said he was a bad dad. Then I walked out.

I told him I was leaving. He said he was leaving too. We both got dadvorce.

I walked out of the house and said, 'You’re not my dad anymore.' That was my dadvorce.

He said I was going to fail. I said he was going to fail too. Then I left.

I told him I was getting a dadvorce. He said I was just being dramatic. I left anyway.

I told him I wasn’t his kid anymore. He said he wasn’t my dad anymore. We both left.

I got a dadvorce and moved to the other side of town. He didn’t even try to stop me.

I told him I was getting a dadvorce and moving out. He said, 'Good.'

I filed for dadvorce and moved to a new city. He said, 'I’m still your dad.' I said, 'No you’re not.'