dadult

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A guy between 18 and 30 who acts like he’s grown up just because he wears the same ugly clothes and makes the same bad jokes as his dad. He’s basically a failed version of his dad and is too lazy to be cool.
'I’m not a teenager anymore. I wear hoodies and drink coffee.', said no one ever.
'Why do I look like my dad? I didn’t ask for this.', dadult in the making.
'I’m not trying to be funny. I’m just being dad.', dadult in full form.
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A guy who thinks he’s cool by copying his dad’s bad habits. He’s just a man-child who never grew up and still thinks he’s funny.
'I’m not a dadult. I’m a dadult.', said every dadult ever.
'Why do I wear flannel? Because I’m a dadult.', no explanation needed.
'I’m not weird. I’m just being dad.', dadult pride.
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A guy who’s too old to be a teenager but too boring to be an adult. He’s like a dad in training and still thinks he’s funny.
'I’m not boring. I’m just being dad.', said the dadult in the corner.
'I wear socks with sandals because I’m a dadult.', no one asked for that.
'I’m not weird. I’m just being dad.', dadult flex.
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A guy who thinks he’s cool by wearing dad clothes and making dad jokes. He’s just a man who never grew up and still thinks he’s funny.
'I wear dad clothes because I’m a dadult.', said the dadult in the corner.
'I make dad jokes because I’m a dadult.', no one asked for that.
'I’m not weird. I’m just being dad.', dadult pride.
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A guy who acts like he’s grown up just because he wears the same ugly clothes as his dad. He’s just a man who never grew up and still thinks he’s funny.
'I wear dad clothes because I’m a dadult.', said the dadult in the corner.
'I make dad jokes because I’m a dadult.', no one asked for that.
'I’m not weird. I’m just being dad.', dadult pride.
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