Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who talks to his computer like it's his ex and posts videos so people will stop ignoring him

'My channel has 3 subscribers. My ex has 300 likes on her TikTok.'

'I made a video about my cat. It's basically my whole life.'

'I promised my mom I'd quit YouTube. Then I got 1 like. Now I'm back.'

2

A dude who thinks he's a star but just posts random nonsense and hopes for a million views

'I filmed this in my pajamas. It's epic.'

'My video is about cereal. It's a masterpiece.'

'I got 2 views. I'm going to be rich.'

3

A man who lives in his mom's basement and yells at his phone like it owes him money

'My channel has 5 subs. My mom says I'm a failure.'

'I made a video about my breakfast. It's my magnum opus.'

'I begged my dog to like my video. He ignored me.'

4

A guy who thinks he's the next big thing but just films himself talking for hours

'I've been talking for 4 hours. I'm a legend.'

'I made a video. It's 10 minutes long. I'm a genius.'

'My subscribers are my only friends.'

5

A man who posts videos so people will stop asking him when he's going to get rich

'I made a video. I'm going to be rich in 3 days.'

'I got 1 like. I'm going to be famous in 2 weeks.'

'I film for 1 hour. I'm going to be a star.'

6

A dude who thinks he's a rockstar but just films himself in his pajamas and calls it a day

'I wore my pajamas. It's a fashion statement.'

'I filmed this in my bathroom. It's a masterpiece.'

'I called my dog in my video. He's my fan.'