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When your dad pretends to be an Uber driver just so he can save money and yell at you for being late.

Daduber here. You’re 10 minutes late. I’m not moving until you come out.

Daduber is watching. Don’t even think about going inside without your shoes.

Daduber’s got a coupon. That doesn’t mean you can skip the ride.

Your dad’s version of Uber. He shows up, but he might also yell, throw things, or say he’s going home.

Daduber here. I’m not going home until you get in the car.

Daduber is here. He brought a pizza. He also brought a temper.

Daduber just texted me. He said he’s going home if I don’t come out now.

When your dad acts like he’s driving you, but it’s just so he can nag you about your life.

Daduber is here. I’ve got nothing to do but wait for you.

Daduber’s here. He says he’s got nothing to do but nag me.

Daduber just showed up. He’s got nothing to do but yell at me.

Your dad’s cheat code for Uber. He shows up, but he might also bring a snack and a bad attitude.

Daduber is here. He brought a snack and a bad attitude.

Daduber’s here. He says he’s not going home until you eat the snack.

Daduber just showed up. He says he’s going to stay until you apologize.

When your dad takes over Uber just so he can remind you he’s always right.

Daduber here. I’m not going home until you agree I’m always right.

Daduber is here. He says he’s always right, and he’s not moving until you agree.

Daduber just showed up. He says he’s here to remind you he’s always right.

Your dad’s version of Uber. He shows up, but he might also bring a couch and say he’s not leaving.

Daduber is here. He brought a couch and says he’s not leaving.

Daduber just showed up. He says he’s not leaving until you get in the car.

Daduber’s here. He brought a couch, and he’s not leaving until you apologize.