daduate

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to daduate means to graduate because your parents paid the whole damn tuition and didn’t care how much you partied.
My dad paid for my degree so I could graduate and then move back home. Daduate, baby.
I didn’t study. I just daduated.
My mom bought me a degree like it was a Christmas present.
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a daduate is someone who got their degree because their parents had a soft spot for them and wrote the check.
My dad paid for my degree. I’m a daduate. I didn’t even have to show up to class.
She’s a daduate. Her parents paid for everything.
He’s a daduate. He doesn’t know how to pay his own rent.
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to daduate is to graduate because your parents gave the school so much money they just let you walk out with your diploma.
My parents bribed the school. I daduated without even trying.
He daduated because his dad gave the school a million bucks.
I daduated. My parents paid for my diploma like it was a pizza.
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a daduate is someone who got their degree because their parents had a big fat wallet and didn’t care about your GPA.
My GPA was 1.2, but I still daduated because my dad paid for it.
She’s a daduate. Her GPA was 1.0, but her parents paid for everything.
He didn’t study, but he daduated because his mom gave the school a bunch of cash.
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