Dadu

The meaty thing that hangs down from a man’s junk. Some say it started in Philly, but others swear it’s from India or Persia. No one knows for sure, but it’s definitely not from the moon.

A Persian dad who’s clueless his kids are smoking so much weed they might need a lung transplant and a cigarette addiction.

A man who thinks he’s the boss of everything. He takes pride in being better than his son at everything, even if that means he’s just slightly less lazy.

A word that means nothing and everything at the same time. It’s like being told you’re a genius and a complete idiot in the same breath.

When two Indonesian guys go after your mom like she’s the last donut in the box and they’re both starving.

You're so angry you're like a giant fart in a small room and you're yle. It’s like being mad, but with more swearing and less dignity.

A dad who’s so weird he might as well be a alien from another planet. He does things no normal dad would ever do.