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laughing like a hyena who just saw your mom eat a whole pizza
Lmfao your dad just beat the game in 2 minutes
Bro he got a 100% speedrun in like 5 seconds
Dad just said 'I did it' like he won the lottery
dadthespeedrunner
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when your dad is so good he makes the game look easy and you just want to die
My dad finished the game before I even started
He beat the boss in 3 seconds and I still had 2 lives
He did the whole game while eating a sandwich
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your dad is so fast he could run a marathon while doing a speedrun
He beat the game before I even blinked
He finished the level while I was still arguing with my brother
He did the whole game in under 2 minutes and still had time to yell at me
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your dad is so good he could beat the game while sleeping and still have time to yell at you
He beat the game in his sleep and still had time to tell me I was lazy
He did a speedrun while I was still figuring out the controls
He finished the game before I even opened the app
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your dad is so fast he could run a race while doing a speedrun and still win
He beat the game while running a race and still won
He finished the level before I even started
He did the whole game in 2 minutes and still had time to tell me I was bad