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Don’t ask. Don’t tell. Or you’ll end up with a face full of confusion and a stomach full of regret.

I didn’t ask why he was wearing a helmet to work. I just took the bus.

She didn’t tell me she was allergic to glitter. I got the whole office.

He didn’t ask for a raise. He just got fired.

Just shut up and let it happen. You’re not getting any smarter by arguing.

I shut up when I saw the boss eating a sandwich at 2 a. m.

She let it happen when her dog ate her tax documents.

He didn’t argue when the printer started singing.

Don’t bother digging. You’ll just find something you don’t want to know.

I didn’t dig into why the fridge was full of pizza boxes.

She didn’t bother finding out why the copier was crying.

He didn’t dig into why the coffee was so salty.

Keep your mouth closed. You’re not helping anyone.

I kept my mouth closed when the boss yelled at the printer.

She didn’t help when her coworker cried in the breakroom.

He didn’t speak up when the coffee machine exploded.

Don’t question life. You’ll just get more problems.

I didn’t question why the coffee was green.

She didn’t question why the boss had a pet lizard.

He didn’t question why the printer was singing opera.