Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A giant lazy piece of meat with no brains

Dadsy tried to do push-ups but fell asleep halfway.

Dadsy eats pizza for breakfast and calls it a diet.

Dadsy tried to fix the TV and just unplugged it.

2

A bloated meat sack who thinks he's cool

Dadsy tried to rap and sounded like a dying cat.

Dadsy wears socks with sandals and thinks it's a fashion statement.

Dadsy tried to dance and just stood there like a statue.

3

A smelly pig who thinks he's a king

Dadsy tried to give a speech and just burped.

Dadsy eats chili for dinner and then smells like a garbage can.

Dadsy tried to wear a crown and it fell into his soup.

4

A brainless, flabby, loudmouth meatball

Dadsy yells at the TV like it owes him money.

Dadsy tried to sing and it sounded like a broken dog.

Dadsy tried to play chess and just moved the same piece over and over.

5

A saggy, smelly, stupid sack of laziness

Dadsy tried to mow the lawn and fell over.

Dadsy wears the same shirt every day and doesn't even notice.

Dadsy tried to read a book and fell asleep halfway.

6

A sweaty, brainless, grumpy blob of fat

Dadsy tried to play basketball and just sat on the bench.

Dadsy eats hot dogs for breakfast and calls it a power meal.

Dadsy tried to start a fire and just threw a match at the wall.