Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your dad ruins your day because he thinks he's the king of everything.

My dad called me at 3 AM to tell me he found a better way to do taxes.

He interrupted my video game to tell me he was a better player.

He showed up at my friend's house to tell them he was the best dad ever.

2

Your dad stepping in like he's the main character of your life, even though he's not.

He told my mom he was the one who got her to marry him.

He texted me during my test to say he knew the answers.

He showed up at my birthday party to talk about his old job.

3

When your dad decides your life is not good enough and he has to fix it.

He changed my phone password because he thought I was too lazy.

He added himself to my Spotify playlist like he was my best friend.

He called my teacher to tell her I was the worst student ever.

4

Your dad interrupting your life like he's the boss and you're the employee.

He told my mom I was the worst kid ever during her coffee break.

He showed up at my job interview to say I needed more confidence.

He called me during my lunch break to complain about his day.

5

Your dad trying to take over your life like he's the king and you're the peasant.

He texted me during my date to say he knew the guy I was with.

He came to my concert and told the crowd he was my real dad.

He changed my Netflix password because he said I was watching too much anime.

6

Your dad stepping in like he's the hero of your story, even though he's not.

He called my teacher to say I was being bullied by my best friend.

He texted me during my exam to say he knew the answers.

He showed up at my party to talk about his old job.