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A dad's Instagram full of ugly selfies and bad sports pictures. He'll spam you with stupid comments that make you want to die.
My dad commented 'You look like a hot dog' on my birthday photo
He posted a picture of my dog wearing a helmet and called it 'my son's future'
He took a selfie in the middle of a football game and tagged me as 'the reason I'm tired'
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A dad's Instagram where he posts terrible selfies and pictures of him doing sports. He'll send you dumb messages that make you want to scream.
He DMed me 'I just won a game. You lost.'
He posted a photo of his face covered in dirt and wrote 'I'm a warrior.'
He took a selfie after falling off a bike and said 'This is how I train.'
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A dad's Instagram full of bad photos and worse jokes. He'll comment on your pictures and make you feel like a failure.
He commented 'You're not a good enough kid for this picture' on my photo
He posted a photo of his face and said 'I look like a king.'
He took a selfie with my mom and called it 'the royal family.'
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A dad's Instagram with stupid selfies and sports pictures. He'll comment on your posts and make you feel like a total loser.
He wrote 'I look better than you' on my photo
He posted a picture of himself after a soccer game and said 'I'm a legend.'
He took a selfie in the middle of a tennis match and called it 'my best move.'
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A dad's Instagram with terrible selfies and even worse sports photos. He'll comment on your pictures and make you feel like you're dead.
He commented 'I look better than you in this picture' on my post
He posted a photo of himself with a broken nose and said 'I'm a superhero.'
He took a selfie after falling off a skateboard and called it 'my best moment.'
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A dad's Instagram filled with ugly selfies and sports photos. He'll comment on your posts and make you feel like you're the worst person ever.
He wrote 'I look better than you' on my photo
He posted a picture of himself after a bad game and said 'I'm a champion.'
He took a selfie and said 'This is how I live.'
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