Dadsome

My dad did this with three girls at the gym. He told a joke about socks and then cummed on the treadmill.

Dad at the bar doing this with two bimbos. He said, 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of my wife's face!'

My uncle did this with his mistress in the grocery store. He told a joke about milk and then passed out.

Dad at the movie theater doing this with three girls. He told a joke about popcorn and then started crying.

My dad did this with his coworker's wife in the breakroom. He said, 'I’m the kind of dad who brings the snacks and the drama.'

Uncle Bob did this with five girls at the family reunion. He told a joke about potatoes and then broke a plate.

Dad doing this with two girls in the park. He told a joke about squirrels and then fell over.

My dad did this with his neighbor in the hallway. He said, 'Why did the dad go to the beach? To get some tan and some action!'

Uncle Steve did this with three women at the restaurant. He told a joke about meatloaf and then threw a napkin at someone.