dadshawaiianshirt

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A guy so good-looking he makes your mom cry and your dad look like he just got kicked by a donkey.
Bro, you're like a dadshawaiianshirt walking into a room full of ugly people.
If you were a pizza, you'd be the extra cheese on top of a supreme.
You're the reason I skipped class today, and I'm not even ashamed.
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So hot you could probably start a fire with your smile and your dad's old shirt.
You're like a dadshawaiianshirt in a world of basic shirts.
You're the reason I failed my math test today, and I don't even care.
If you were a snack, you'd be the last piece of cake no one wants but everyone eats.
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