Dad's Stupid Concubine

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a smelly stepmom who thinks everyone else is a dumb foreigner and talks like she's the queen of the trash can

My DSC called my friend a 'flying taco' because she didn't know what a taco was.

She tried to marry my dad in a Walmart in the middle of the night.

She says 'you people' like it's a curse.

the worst stepmom ever who thinks she's smart and hates everyone who isn't from her stupid country

She told my uncle he was 'a disgrace to his ancestors' because he spilled coffee.

She tried to take over my dad's job at the gas station.

She yelled at the pizza guy for not knowing what 'extra cheese' meant.

a stepmom who's so dumb she thinks she's the brain of the family and hates all foreigners with a passion

She tried to teach my brother how to count in her language, which is just a bunch of grunts.

She called my mom a 'lazy foreigner' in front of the whole school.

She thinks the moon is made of her favorite cereal.