Dad's Snoring

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The loud snores your dad makes that can wake the dead and make your ears bleed

My dad's snoring was so loud, I thought my mom was screaming at him.

I had to wear earplugs just to survive the night.

His snoring sounded like a chainsaw fighting a truck.

The noise your dad makes when he sleeps that could cause your brain to leave your head

I woke up with a headache and a conversation with my dad's nose.

His snoring was louder than my mom's yelling.

I thought my dog was trying to murder me.

The thunderous snores your dad makes that could shake your house and wake up the neighbor's cat

The floor was vibrating like it had a heartbeat.

My neighbor's cat ran away screaming.

I could feel my walls getting tired.