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A dad who’s so funny he makes you laugh until you cry and eats like a horse but still thinks 69 is the best number ever

Dad: 'I just ate three burgers and still think 69 is the best number ever.' Mom: 'You’re not a dad, you’re a monster.'

At the grocery store, Dad starts telling a joke about 69 and the cashier walks out.

Dad texts me: '69 is still the best number ever. I’m eating a pizza and I’m still cool.'

A dad who’s so thick he could be a wall and still thinks 69 is a joke worth telling

Dad: 'I’m so thick I could block a bullet and still laugh at 69.'

At the park, Dad tells a joke about 69 and the kids run away screaming.

Dad texts me: '69 is the best number. I’m thick, I’m funny, and I’m eating a hot dog.'

A dad who thinks he’s the funniest person on Earth and still thinks 69 is the best number ever

Dad: 'I’m the funniest dad in the world and I still think 69 is the best number ever.'

Dad walks into a room and says, '69 is the best number, and I’m the funniest dad.'

Dad texts me: 'I’m the funniest dad in the whole universe. 69 is the best number. I’m eating a burger.'