dad's old fashioned root beer

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the only root beer your dad drinks because it tastes like old socks and it doesn’t wake you up in the middle of the night

I tried dad’s old fashioned root beer. It tastes like he drank it after doing 100 push-ups in a sauna.

My dad says this root beer is the only one that doesn’t make him pee in 30 seconds.

I drank dad’s old fashioned root beer and now I smell like a wet dog that’s been in a trash can.

a root beer that’s been sitting in a basement since the moon landing and has zero caffeine to keep you from falling asleep

Dad’s old fashioned root beer is like the root beer version of a grandpa who still wears a leather jacket.

I took one sip of this root beer and I felt like I was in a time machine that only goes back to 1937.

This root beer is so old it probably has a beard.

the only root beer that your dad drinks because it doesn’t have caffeine and it tastes like he had a root beer fight with a cow

I tried dad’s old fashioned root beer and it felt like I was drinking a root beer that had been used to clean out a pigpen.

My dad drinks this root beer because it doesn’t have caffeine and it doesn’t make him talk like a robot.

This root beer tastes like it was brewed by a man who only drank root beer and ate dirt for breakfast.