dad’s new pad

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the smelly, tiny place your dad moves to after getting divorced and getting stuck with the kid who still hates him

Dad’s new pad is just a glorified closet with a couch that smells like old pizza and regret.

I live in a house. Dad lives in a pad. His pad has one lightbulb and two reasons to hate me.

Dad’s new pad is so small, he can’t even pretend he’s not lonely anymore.

the sad, barely-decent place your dad moves to after getting divorced and being stuck with a kid who still thinks he’s a failure

Dad’s new pad is like a hotel room for people who forgot to bring a suitcase.

He moved into a pad so small, he can’t even fake being happy anymore.

Dad’s new pad is just a box with a microwave and a grudge.

the crummy, barely livable spot your dad moves to after getting divorced and being stuck with a kid who still thinks he’s a joke

Dad’s new pad is so crummy, it has a leak and a reason to hate him.

He moved into a pad so bad, even the mailman left him a note.

Dad’s new pad is like a hotel room, but the bed has no sheets and the walls are screaming at him.