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A man who acts like he’s cool but secretly stares at little kids in nappies and hopes they don’t grow up to be cops.

'I just saw him at the park. He was eating a taco and staring at my kid like he was a snack.'

'He tried to flirt with my kid. My kid just stared back like he was a weird uncle.'

'He followed my kid to the grocery store. I almost called the cops.'

A guy who wears a suit but still has the brain of a kid who just got caught peeing in the pool.

'He tried to talk to my kid. My kid just asked if he wanted to play tag.'

'He tried to be my kid’s friend. My kid just asked if he had a snack.'

'He tried to be cool. My kid just asked if he had a juice box.'

A man who thinks he’s a dad but really just wants to be the kid who gets to sit in the front seat.

'He tried to be my kid’s dad. My kid just asked if he had a toy.'

'He tried to be my kid’s hero. My kid just asked if he had a juice box.'

'He tried to be my kid’s friend. My kid just asked if he had a snack.'

A man who still thinks he’s a kid and acts like he’s getting away with a crime every time he sees a nappy.

'He was at the mall with my kid. He kept looking at the nappies like they were treasure.'

'He tried to hide behind my kid. My kid just asked if he had a snack.'

'He was at the park with my kid. He kept staring at the nappies like they were gold.'

A man who still has the brain of a kid who got sent to time-out for stealing cookies.

'He was at the grocery store with my kid. He kept looking at the nappies like they were his snack.'

'He tried to be my kid’s friend. My kid just asked if he had a juice box.'

'He was at the park with my kid. He kept staring at the nappies like they were candy.'