dad's milk

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jizz from a dad, old man, or some creepy "daddy" who likes to boss you around like you’re a baby
My dad’s milk is the reason I have nightmares.
That guy in the park calling me his babygirl? He’s got a bottle full of his milk.
My stepdad’s milk is so bad, it smells like regret.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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WOOHOO! Your dad is back with the milk. Probably smells like old pizza and regret.
Dad’s back with the milk. I think he’s been eating expired cheese.
Great day! My dad came home with the milk. He forgot his keys again.
Dad’s here with the milk. He also brought a rat.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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when a dad leaves his wife because he can’t handle the stress and never comes back, probably because he’s out there doing dad stuff
My dad left with the milk and never came back. He’s probably living with a goat.
Dad left with the milk and married a woman who looks like a chicken.
Dad left with the milk and now he’s a vegan.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a mean way to call someone a cringe kid, usually said by 8-year-olds who think they’re cool
You’re so cringe, I’m gonna call you dad’s milk.
Your dad’s milk is cringe and you’re cringe.
You’re the cringe version of dad’s milk.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a bad insult telling someone their dad left to start a new family far away, probably because their dad is a total failure
Your dad left to start a new family because he’s a total failure.
Your dad left with the milk and a new wife who’s actually a chicken.
Your dad left to be with a new family. Probably a chicken.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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help, my dad left with the milk saying he had to take it out and get another bottle. He’s probably illiterate and African and I can’t find my dad, help you little shit
My dad left with the milk and said he was going to get another one. He can’t read and he’s African.
Dad left with the milk and now he’s in a chicken shop.
Dad took the milk and now he’s trying to read the dates upside down and he’s yelling at me.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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when dad is gone because there’s no milk, and now it’s been 50 years and he’s still not here
Dad’s been gone for 50 years and still no milk.
Dad left with the milk 50 years ago and never came back.
Dad is missing, milk is missing, and I’m missing my dad.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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