dad's lasagna

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The worst excuse for dinner that your dad made on a Tuesday, which means you’re getting sent to bed like a baby.

'I swear if you don’t go to sleep right now, I’ll feed you more of this lasagna.'

'Dad’s lasagna is the reason I have nightmares.'

'This is not food, it’s a punishment from God.'

The magical reason your dad gives you to shut you up, even though it smells like old shoes and regret.

'If you don’t stop talking, I’ll serve you dad’s lasagna for dinner.'

'That’s not a threat, that’s a fate.'

'I’d rather eat dirt than that lasagna.'

The reason your dad thinks he’s a chef, and you think he’s a monster who lives under the couch.

'Dad’s lasagna is the reason I hide under my bed at night.'

'That’s not dinner, that’s a war crime.'

'I’d rather do homework than eat that.'