dad's hand

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Dad’s hand is like a meaty monster that grabs your hand and doesn’t let go, making you feel like a tiny kid who just got picked on.

My mom’s hand is so big, it looks like it belongs to a bear.

When my dad holds my hand, it feels like I’m being held by a giant.

My friend’s hand is so huge, it looks like it could crush a soda can.

A dad’s hand is a gross, knuckle-filled thing that smells like old socks and takes up half the table.

My dad’s hand is so stinky, I think it’s going to grow mold.

His hand is like a hot dog with extra sausages.

I can’t eat at the table with him because his hand is too big and smelly.