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The guy who acts like he's your dad's best friend but is really just there to flirt with your sister and make your life a living hell.

"Dad's friend? More like the guy who tried to kiss my sister in front of everyone at the family reunion."

"He's not a friend. He's a menace who stares at my sister like she's a snack."

"I swear, that guy followed my sister home from school once. I had to beat him up."

A guy who's like the mom friend but with more beer and fewer life lessons. He'll tell you the truth even if it hurts.

"Dad's friend told me I was fat and that I'd never get a date. I still haven't."

"He said I was going to fail math, and he was right. I hate him."

"He told me I was a disgrace, and I believe him."

The kind of guy who makes your dad look good. He's the guy you bond with when you're both trying to survive your dad's terrible jokes.

"Dad's friend is the only guy who understands my pain from being stuck in the same house as my dad."

"We bond over our mutual hatred of my dad's bad puns."

"He and I are like brothers. We both suffer in silence."

A guy who uses the title of 'Dad's friend' to get away with touching you in places you weren't supposed to be touched.

"He called me 'Dad's friend' and then touched me. That was a mistake."

"He said he was just a friend, but he wasn't. He was a monster."

"He used the title to get me in trouble. I still hate him."

A guy who uses the excuse of being 'Dad's friend' to sneak out of a party and go somewhere private to do his business.

"He said he had to go talk to Dad's friend. I know he was going to smoke weed."

"He left the party to go find Dad's friend. I know he was going to masturbate."

"He said he needed to go see Dad's friend, but I think he just wanted to be alone."