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Dads Dick Syndrome is when a guy’s junk looks like it could fight back but it’s actually just a sad, flabby noodle.
My dad’s cock is like a soggy pretzel. He swears it’s a sausage link.
He shows it off at the park like it’s a trophy. It’s not even a good one.
He told me it’s 12 inches. I looked. It’s 12 inches of shame.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Dads Dick Syndrome is when a man thinks his pecker is a legend, but it’s just a sad, half-dead meat stick.
He shows it off in the shower. It looks like a dead rat.
He told my mom it could beat a horse. It can’t even beat a cat.
He claims it’s the best. It’s the worst.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Dads Dick Syndrome is when a guy’s junk looks like it could take on the world, but it’s just a sad, limp noodle.
He thinks it’s a sword. It’s a spoon.
He showed it off to his friends. They laughed so hard they cried.
He told me it’s the strongest. I looked. It’s the weakest.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Dads Dick Syndrome is when a man’s junk looks like it could beat up a bear, but it’s just a sad, flabby piece of meat.
He told me it’s the best in the neighborhood. I looked. It’s the worst.
He shows it off at the gym. It’s like a sad pancake.
He thinks it’s a dragon. It’s a worm.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Dads Dick Syndrome is when a guy’s junk looks like it could conquer the world, but it’s just a sad, limp piece of meat.
He showed it off to his kids. They screamed.
He told me it could beat a superhero. It can’t even beat a mouse.
He thinks it’s a sword. It’s a spoon.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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Dads Dick Syndrome is when a man thinks his junk is the bomb, but it’s just a sad, flabby noodle.
He told me it’s the best. It’s the worst.
He shows it off to his friends. They laugh.
He told me it could beat a bear. It can’t even beat a dog.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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