Dads before lads

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The rule that says your dad should be a total failure before your bros even get started.

My dad got fired before my bros even got their first job.

He had three wives before my bros had a girlfriend.

He got arrested before my bros even got a traffic ticket.

The ancient law that your dad needs to be a total mess before your bros even try to be cool.

My dad had a tattoo of a chicken before my bros had a haircut.

He got kicked out of three bars before my bros even got a drink.

He had a kid before my bros had a phone.

The rule that says your dad should be completely broken before your bros even start being annoying.

My dad was in jail before my bros even got a detention.

He had a beard and a mustache before my bros had a phone.

He had a pet raccoon before my bros had a pet goldfish.

The rule that your dad must be a complete disaster before your bros even think about being cool.

My dad got divorced three times before my bros even had a crush.

He had a job at a gas station before my bros had a phone.

He had a tattoo of a banana before my bros had a haircut.

The law that your dad should be a total loser before your bros even get a chance to be cool.

My dad had a job at a fast food place before my bros even had a phone.

He had a pet snake before my bros even had a pet goldfish.

He got kicked out of a bar before my bros even had a drink.