Dadrouille

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A dadrouille is a pumpkin that thinks it’s the king of the patch. It’s got a big head and even bigger dreams of ruling the whole neighborhood.

My neighbor’s pumpkin looks like it just ate a whole pie and wants to take over the world.

This pumpkin’s got more attitude than my dad on a Monday morning.

That dadrouille doesn’t just sit in the front yard, it stares you down like it’s gonna eat your whole family.

A dadrouille is a pumpkin that’s too big for its own good and acts like it’s never gonna be scooped out.

This pumpkin’s so full of itself, it probably thinks it’s gonna last till next year.

That dadrouille’s got more swagger than my cousin’s new sneakers.

I swear this pumpkin’s got a ego bigger than my uncle’s mouth.

A dadrouille is a pumpkin that thinks it’s gonna win the whole contest just because it’s got a few extra seeds.

This pumpkin’s got more confidence than a kid who just got picked for the team.

That dadrouille’s so full of itself, it probably thinks it’s gonna be carved into a king.

This pumpkin’s got the attitude of a kid who just got a hundred on a test.