Dadriana

Dadriana came into the room and immediately started dancing to the worst song ever. Everyone laughed so hard they cried.

She showed up to the party in pajamas and a crown. No one cared because she was stunning.

Dadriana texted me at 2 a. m. saying she was eating pizza and watching horror movies. I replied 'that’s my favorite thing to do.'

Dadriana walked into class and said, 'Hello, everyone. Did you all sleep well?' No one answered because they were too distracted by her hair.

She texted me a selfie with glitter on her face and said, 'Look at me, I’m fabulous.' I said, 'You are, but you’re also annoying.'

At the concert, she screamed so loud the security asked her to leave. She just laughed and said, 'I was born to do this.'

Dadriana showed up to the party wearing a dress, heels, and a fanny pack. She said, 'I am fabulous, and I know it.'

She told me my joke was 'okay' and then proceeded to tell a joke that was 'incredible.'

At the dinner table, she said, 'This food is terrible, but I still love you all.' No one disagreed.