Dadracula

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A dad who’s also a vampire. He’s like the worst dad ever but with fangs and a thirst for blood.

My dad is Dadracula. He drank my lunch and left a note that said 'I’m not hungry, I’m just fussy.'

Dadracula showed up at my birthday party and ate my cake. Then he bit my friend. Twice.

My mom says Dadracula is just a dad who forgot to turn back into a human after a bad day at work.

A dad who’s also a vampire. He’s like your dad but with a lot more killing and less patience.

Dadracula bit my pet goldfish. It’s now a vampire goldfish. It won’t stop chasing my homework.

My dad said he’s Dadracula because he’s been sneaking into my room and eating my snacks. And my socks.

Dadracula showed up at my school and turned the principal into a bat. Now the principal roosts in the gym.

A dad who’s also a vampire. He’s like a dad but with more blood and fewer feelings.

Dadracula came to my math test and bit my calculator. Now it’s full of vampire juice and it won’t do division.

My dad says he’s Dadracula because he’s been turning my homework into ashes. And my bedtime into a nightmare.

Dadracula showed up in my DMs and said, ‘I’m your dad. Also, I’m a vampire. Also, I’m hungry.’