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When you're shagging your girlfriend in the pool and her dad walks in for a swim and instead of being mad he says he'll help you out because he's been waiting for this moment

I was blowin' my girlfriend in the pool when her dad walked in and said, 'About time!'

My girlfriend's dad joined us in the pool and said, 'I'm not here to embarrass you, I'm here to help.'

We were doing the horizontal mambo when her dad walked in and said, 'I'm gonna be your second man.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

When you're getting it on with your girlfriend in the pool and her dad shows up like he's not even surprised

I was getting it on in the pool when her dad walked in like he owned the place.

We were in the deep end when her dad showed up and said, 'You're in my pool.'

I was getting lucky when her dad walked in like he had a front-row seat.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A dad like Ryan Reynolds who cusses like a sailor and doesn't care who's listening

My dad cusses like a sailor and doesn't care if my little sister is listening.

He swears like a pirate and yells at the TV like it owes him money.

He cusses so much my mom has a swear jar and it's full.

by Slangipedia 15d ago