Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A smelly stick used for making babies. Named by a guy who writes silly books.

My dadpaste dispenser is so old it smells like my grandpa's socks.

I told my mom I was going to the store, but I just ran to the nearest dispenser.

My teacher caught me sniffing the dispenser during math test.

2

A thing you use when you're too lazy to think. Invented by a man who writes about superheroes.

I used the dispenser during lunch because I forgot my sandwich.

My friend tried to use it in the hallway, and the whole school heard.

I got in trouble for drawing it on the blackboard.

3

A smelly stick that comes out when you're in trouble. Created by a guy who makes up stories.

My dadpaste dispenser is my secret weapon during fights.

I used it to scare my little brother into doing his homework.

I showed it to my crush, and now we’re dating.

4

A thing that makes you laugh and stink at the same time. Made famous by a writer who makes up names.

I used the dispenser in the bathroom, and my friend laughed so hard he fell over.

My teacher got mad because I used it during the science test.

I showed it to my mom, and she started crying from the smell.

5

A smelly stick that helps you when you're stuck. Created by a guy who writes about cool people.

I used the dispenser to get out of doing chores.

I showed it to my friend, and now we use it during math class.

My dad says it's the reason I was born.

6

A smelly stick that's used when you're in a bind. Named by a man who writes about imaginary worlds.

I used the dispenser to escape from my brother.

I drew it on my homework, and my teacher got mad.

I used it to prank my friend during lunch.