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When kids who aren't your real kids think you're the coolest dad ever and start treating you like family.
My stepson just called me 'Dad' in front of my ex. I'm not mad. I'm just confused.
She's not my kid, but she acts like she's been raised by me since birth. It's weird.
He's been adopted by my wife. Now he's trying to adopt me. I'm not sure if I want that.
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When fake kids start acting like they've known you their whole life and you're stuck with them.
My neighbor's kid thinks I'm his dad. I don't know why. He just started calling me 'Dad' outta nowhere.
She's not my kid, but she shows up at my house every weekend and acts like she's been living with me for years.
He's been adopted by my wife. Now he's trying to adopt me. I'm not sure if I want that.
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When you're not the real dad, but the kids still think you're the best dad ever and you have to take it.
I'm not the real dad, but my stepson thinks I'm the best. He just called me 'Dad' in front of my ex.
They're not my kids, but they act like they're my kids. I can't even get a break.
My wife adopted my neighbor's kid. Now the kid thinks I'm his dad. I'm not even sure how that happened.
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When you're stuck with kids who aren't yours but still act like they're your real kids.
I'm not their real dad, but they still think I'm the best. I have no idea what I did to deserve that.
They act like they've been living with me for years, but they just moved in last month.
My stepson calls me 'Dad' in front of my ex. I think I'm getting a divorce.
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When kids who aren't yours act like they've known you their whole life and you're stuck with them.
My neighbor's kid thinks I'm his dad. I don't even know how that happened.
They're not my kids, but they still call me 'Dad' in public. It's weird.
My wife adopted my neighbor's kid. Now the kid thinks I'm his dad. I'm not even sure how that happened.
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When you're not the real dad, but the kids still think you're the best and you can't do anything about it.
I'm not the real dad, but my stepson still thinks I'm the best. He just called me 'Dad' in front of my ex.
They're not my kids, but they still act like they're my kids. I'm stuck with them.
My wife adopted my neighbor's kid. Now the kid thinks I'm his dad. I'm not even sure how that happened.
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